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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

Burned. Just like food from Denny’s.

(via wiiliam)

sharksanonymous:

No one gives a fuck about this plane. I dont give a fuck about anything. Im done.

Get the fuck over Malaysia. Jesus christ.

Im tired of tripping and I want to go to sleep and id rather be in my bed than this stupid fucking restaurant.

Some more shit with the word fuck . In it. Oh and fucking. Fuck fuck fuck.

Whatever.

I found this strangely deep and poetic

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Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to
museums, and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful
place, so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting me
like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most
beautiful way possible.
And when I leave
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.
by Paraphrased and mixed from Katrina, M.K., and Unknown  (via
abimopector)

(via thoughts-soloud)

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This is not an exit
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greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

(via jessisrathernerdy)

somespiderfuck:

I’ve had trouble sleeping lately, so to remedy that I started listening to a soundtrack of Dane Cook’s stand-up coupled with the noise of 20 orangutans screeching and throwing feces but it just sounds like 21 orangutans screeching and throwing feces and the whole experiment was entirely ineffective.

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.
by Unknown (via
unconcernedteenblogger)

Because we’re all subtle ass self conscious motherfuckers

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(Source: crazysexykhool, via aheadtooheavy)

heckacute:

If you hit on a girl and she tells you that you wouldn’t be able to handle her, tell her that you have put plenty of huge pussies in your pooper before and hers probably isn’t even that big so stop bragging. We get it - you think your vagina is really long and thick. So what? I’ve had vaginas inserted into my body that looked like rolled up manta rays. I’m sure you’re nothing compared to that. You’re a wimp. You’re a pile of dead worms. 

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