why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
Burned. Just like food from Denny’s.
No one gives a fuck about this plane. I dont give a fuck about anything. Im done.
Get the fuck over Malaysia. Jesus christ.
Im tired of tripping and I want to go to sleep and id rather be in my bed than this stupid fucking restaurant.
Some more shit with the word fuck . In it. Oh and fucking. Fuck fuck fuck.
I found this strangely deep and poetic
I’ve had trouble sleeping lately, so to remedy that I started listening to a soundtrack of Dane Cook’s stand-up coupled with the noise of 20 orangutans screeching and throwing feces but it just sounds like 21 orangutans screeching and throwing feces and the whole experiment was entirely ineffective.
Because we’re all subtle ass self conscious motherfuckers(via aheadtooheavy)
If you hit on a girl and she tells you that you wouldn’t be able to handle her, tell her that you have put plenty of huge pussies in your pooper before and hers probably isn’t even that big so stop bragging. We get it - you think your vagina is really long and thick. So what? I’ve had vaginas inserted into my body that looked like rolled up manta rays. I’m sure you’re nothing compared to that. You’re a wimp. You’re a pile of dead worms.